Why Not Ponder Away A Tuesday

[cincygreg]

Or any other day?
Ponder on , ponder free, go ahead and ponder these.
Or not!

If a smile can be your umbrella, does that mean that it rains more or less on happy people?!?!??!
Do the happy people continue to smile because it's raining on them more or do they somehow deflect the rain onto the sad people through the use of their upsidedown frowns?!?!? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Did the frowning people just miss the memo?


If a pig lies down on hot pavement, does it sizzle and smell like bacon? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Why doesnt anyone sell bagel holes? And would someone finally call them plugs instead of holes if they did sell them? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

Does underwear stop being underwear if you dont wear it under something? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Does outerwear become underwear if you wear it under something?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!?
I wonder!

[cincygreg]

Or a Friday for that matter! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Why arent fish sticks called fish fingers? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]


Do chicken fingers leave fingerprints [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]


Do streakers mock those who jog in clothes? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Do they simply feel that they "overdressed"?

If 'maters are a fruit, why dont you ever find them in fruit salad? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I WONDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?